virgohoro 5/20/07

The Bottom Line

Be clearer about what you can do for the people who are asking for your help.

In Detail

It's time for you to be clearer about what you can (and cannot) do for the people in your life who are asking for your help. This applies to both your personal and business life, but it's much more relevant to work right now. Some people might be asking you to do things that they have plenty of time to do themselves. You always assume the best of people, but not everyone deserves this generosity.

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aha! tumpak! tis all! :P

virgohoro 4/4/07

The Bottom Line

If you start feeling restless today, distract yourself by hanging out with friends.

In Detail

Don't be concerned if you start feeling quite restless today -- the stars say that there are a lot of good things coming your way soon, and your subconscious can sense them. You're getting impatient -- even though you don't know what you're impatient about! You can spend your day imagining what these good things could be. Or you can distract yourself with work and let the surprise unfold as the universe wants it to unfold.

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ain't that grand? it's been a long wait... :D

"I want to believe that it is wonderful to be free. Free again. Ready to find my one true love, who is waiting for me and who will never allow me to experience such humiliation again."

what if i asked why you pull me along?
will you give me the answer i badly want to hear?

what if i never gave you that nth chance?
would it have made any difference?

what if i'll leave all of a sudden?
will it make you think of what you've lost?

what if our paths never crossed?
would it have made me any less unhappy?

it could have been a month or a year but i gave up long before i realized that i wanted it to stay...

still the world turns

virgohoro 02/13/07

The Bottom Line

Today, push things into a decidedly more romantic realm. It's up to you.

In Detail

If things have been getting silly instead of serious between you and another person, today is the day to push things into a decidedly more romantic realm. If you want things to grow, you will have to nurture them. Surround yourself with candlelight, soft music and exotic fragrances -- and dress in an outfit that you know will get you noticed. Create a comfortable situation that is conducive to talking about your feelings and talking about where to go next.

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romantic my arse. put me up next for the firing squad. pffft...

pahungaw

gisapot ko karon! i am at my wit's end!!! sige nalang kog ka-ipit sa problema!!!!! leche!!!!!!!!!!! dont make the choices i made sound like it was what i really wanted!!!! gikapoy najud ko ani nga style!!! peste!!! palihog ayaw ko i-pressure karun coz i'm still dealing with the unfair judgment you laid down!!!! i want to go away coz i'm so tired of all this drama!!!!!!!!! soooos.. kung sayun lang jud nga magpalayo, dugay rako nilayo!!! pero dili ko escapist kaya pasalamat jud ky taas kog pasensya!!!!! magpa-ugat pa kog maayo ani! i was trying my best to keep my cool pero kelangan jud ko magpahungaw ky napuno najud ko!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... kalami ishagit!!! Lord, tabangi ko ky matuluyan najud kog ka-buang ani.. please.

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The Bottom Line

You're approaching a critical point. Look upon this day like any other.

In Detail

In a business or school environment, you are approaching a critical point ... but you should look upon this day like any other. The worst thing you can do right now is let yourself get intimidated by certain expectations. If you overthink things, you'll lose perspective and could sell yourself short. If you are feeling a bit uncertain, lean on the folks around you who can help cheer you on or cheer you up. Remember that you know exactly what to do and how to do it.

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tagos bha?! so who's willing to cheer me up? sige na... hahay... tough.

*can you keep a secret?

crummier. virgohoro 02-26-06

i anticipated this. it has come.

when temporary highs are no longer enough to keep me aloft.

i need something that spells ever after.

the kind that wont take to the air by dawn.

one that will keep me flying for the hours after and the hours in between.

what else is there?
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The Bottom Line

When in doubt, go for romance today. Invest some energy on your heart and soul.

In Detail

Being brazen has its advantages. First of all, it's extremely appealing to prospective suitors and an absolute magnet for friends. It's fire, and whether it's in a fireplace or in a person's attitude doesn't matter. That famously hypnotic quality is still there. Someone who wants to woo you, for a variety of reasons, will show you more than a little bit of fire right now, and you'll find it quite appealing. Play the game, though. Don't let on just yet.
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why do i even bother?

no brain, no pain.

or should i just bury this with the rest of the trash i horde? how long can i keep at it? up until the bent spoon breaks through my skin?

God, i'm running out of stars to pin my wishes. but thank you for letting them out to play with my dragon's breath

a test of faith

i've been cramming and stressing for a week, and nothing paid off. the only thing i had going for me were prayers. just when i thought it was all hopeless, something incredible just happened. YES!

i'm off the danger zone but there's still a lot of work to be done. a little more and i'll be home free. :D

God never turns to give us a deaf ear. Have faith and He'll work his miracles! I know, because i just got one. Lord, thank you!

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The Bottom Line

You can't help someone who doesn't want it. You must wait until they're ready.

In Detail

You've been extremely busy lately -- and busy, by your standards, is hectic, frenetic and unbearably stressful to most of the rest of us. However, you've just realized that it's just about the weekend and you're coming into some free time. Get busy, then -- in a different way -- and use this time to your advantage. Call every playmate you know you should have called weeks ago, make plans and resolve that there will be absolutely no work. None whatsoever.
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funny horoscope.. IF ONLY i could have it easy this weekend. darn it. ABSOLUTELY NO WORK my ARSE! pfffft...

too funny

The Bottom Line

Romance is on your mind today -- someone is thinking about you and you can feel it.

In Detail

You want to travel so badly that if you could, you'd be in a cab on your way to the airport right now, passport in hand. If duty calls, however -- especially if it calls loudly enough to keep you off that plane (or out of that car) -- your sense of responsibility will kick in. In that case, the least you can do is to treat yourself to the company of someone new and exotic.
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bwahahahahaha... i hope u get to read this babe coz it's hella funny! but i dont think this'll ever work on you coz you're fine with games, aren't you?

who's your chew toy now virgin?

hahahaha... when will that glorious day come when you'll throw away your schemes and dirty plots for that one person who'll sweep you off to mars?

karma, baby... just you wait. it'll be your turn, sooner or later.

*snickers*

virgohoro 010806

The Bottom Line

Express your ideas without hoping the other person approves. You know you're right.

In Detail

The urge to say exactly what's on your mind has hit, thanks to a new friend who's nothing if not strongly opinionated. The more you associate with them, the more you can expect some rather odd and coincidental occurrences over the course of the day. Feeling as you do, it's also a given that what you'll be saying will be a bit over the top -- especially to those who aren't used to seeing you in this condition. Don't even try to hold anything back, though. It's your turn to vent. Big time. They'll get over it.
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uy, this is a better horoscope compared to the previous ones. no word of partners. blech! watch out. hihihihihi *evil grin*

stalkerish

The Bottom Line

Good nutrition improves your brain power. Investigate ways to improve your health.

In Detail

If anyone is famous for loving secrets -- well, yes, it's definitely you. That goes for most, if not all circumstances. At the moment, conducting an intensive investigation at work will be even more appealing to you, and the nature of the issue won't matter at all. The point is that your curiosity will be running on high and your detective side will emerge -- big time. Just be sure that no one who may be responsible gets wind of what you've uncovered.
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investigate ways to improve health daw! the truth has come out, your cover is blown you stalker! nyahahahaha... this sums up your 2005 horoscope, more or less. funny.

erm... grandmaster stalker, i have a favor to ask of you... *evil grin* ;P

hohumming

The Bottom Line

Charm can move mountains -- try it today and see. Be flattering, flirty and funny.
In Detail

You can certainly use your charm to get what you want, but what about what the other person wants? If you have to work some kind of magic to get them where you want them, perhaps you ought to also take into account where they truly want to be. Putting your self-interest aside will allow you to get a clearer idea of the bigger picture, and it'll help you to do the right thing -- which feels best in the end.
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i got your horoscope for you and this one's a no-brainer. it's almost christmas so work your magic baby, and if i'm that spellbound, i'll grab a ribbon and ship myself straight to your doorstep. that is, if you want me to. evul. :P

unplanned excercise

The Bottom Line

Remember, you can always rely on friends for support. They're ready and waiting.

In Detail

The connections you have with others are of particular importance at the moment -- the energy you get from the people in your life is both supportive and restorative. Keeping those connections alive and prosperous is something you can put your famous organizational ability toward with incredible results now. Reach out and touch people by sending cards, making calls and generally brightening days in a methodical way.
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i went out with my psychofriends earlier, and i'm ashamed to say this but... i got tipsy with just one pocket size sr. tanduay! leche! shame on me! how tipsy you ask... let's just say that i lost my orientation when it came to restrooms! grrrrrrr... twas a good thing that mars was the only person who caught me in "there." embarassing moment #1000001

our session ended early and i moved on to my next set of pals, my superfriends! for starters, we found ourselves in a cafe and had our fill of caffeine and since we thought the night was dragging on a phlegmatic pace, we decided to check out the rave party in our city's most renowned club. indeed, the place was booming with techno beats... what joy for the vampireboy! but my friends werent as enthusiastic... hehehehe... in the end, we all got on the dancefloor, convinced that our p100 entrance wouldve been a waste if we simply lounged.

the most interesting thing that happened while there was the dirty dancing contest! nyati! these 25-something-looking-women were getting their groove on stage... flashing underwears (and the stretch marks that line their curves... wehehehe), teasing the crowd with their sensual/sexual dance moves, etc. it was an onstage show of inhibited masturbation. hehehehe... but it was fun nonetheless... well, the lady who won was actually the contestant i least expected to win because she wore a plain-looking ensemble... and yet, she proved me wrong with her freaky dancing, red lace bra, and black bikini. leche nga babae! astig! right after the awarding, we danced a bit and moved on to our next destination... KARAOKE! wahooo!

when we got to this karaoke joint, we only lingered a bit because the place was packed with oldies and paid-for-looking young men and women. ehehehe... no offense meant to my dear brothers and sisters, but i wouldnt want to be branded as one o' em. im just a vampireboy, no more, no less. nyati!

we drove up to city hall... there, we talked a bit bout grown-up stuff like, nmat, future plans, after-grad employment, reunions, and ofcourse what convo can ever miss the mushiest/cheesiest topic, LOVE! yak! i wanted to puke but i had no excuse because i wasnt that intoxicated. leche!

after that, we drove to our friend's house and ate embotido and empanada. i skipped dinner so i was darn hungry! leche... i gobbled most of it but they didnt seem to notice. hihihihi... just when i was about to go home the stupid car wouldnt start! the battery went dead! lecheeeeeeeeeee... i was forced to go home on foot @ 3am with no jeepneys in site! what if hoodlums hung about? or holduppers? or rabid dogs? or perverts? or barangay tanods who might think i was on high? the horror!!!! i would be able to fend them off if i had already mastered my dark powers but i'm still a fledgling creature of the night. that's why they call me vampireboy because im still young relative to my brethren. but i had no choice, i had to be a brave vampireboy so i jogged (almost 1 kilometer) back home. i jogged with an unsteady pace since there were times when i ran like crazy in the sign of impending danger. cockroaches for that matter! leche!!! why do they have to fly when i'm around! curse roaches! grrrr... thankfully, i got home safe and sound without one roach landing on me! phew! and here i am, writing down this entry that's generally filled with crap. you must be really bored getting this far huh? bleh! hehehehehe... it's 4:59am, i should sleep now. i have an activity to attend to at around 6am. sheeet. let's morning the night my arse! leche! sayonara!

PS: SHANA!!! sakit pa gihapon tong pinaakan nimo! lecheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

blahblah

The Bottom Line

A former foe is suddenly quite compatible with you ... don't question their motives.

In Detail

The resolution to a work issue may be much closer than you think. Some lightning-fast reasoning on your part, in addition to the longer-term analysis you've been conducting, could lead to a real breakthrough right now. The way you communicate about it is key, however; rather than introducing your big idea off the bat, engage the parties involved in open-ended conversation. Asking a question is better than making a statement.
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haha! funny! errrr...

you're starting to slow down. when this will end (and i know it will), don't make this anticlimactic for me, please.

virgohoro - 11.30.05

The Bottom Line

You've tested the waters long enough -- it's time to delve deep and go for a swim.

In Detail

On the one hand, you're still willing to be patient. On the other hand, you're feeling a bit like Mt. Etna on a bad day. Whether you explode or not is one thing -- but it's definitely time to let your family members see exactly how much fire you can spout. This little-known secret about you is one that you might want to share now: You have one heck of a temper. It doesn't show up much -- but when it does, stand back.

virgohoro

The Bottom Line:

Things will make sense, just look at the details. The answers are hidden there.

In Detail:

While you have the chance, better plan a totally unexpected, totally impromptu evening alone with your sweetheart, because the way things are shaping up, you may not have that chance again for a bit. A startling -- no amazing and astounding -- message is en route, and you'll have absolutely no idea how good the content of that message will be until it reaches you. Just for now, keep it under wraps. You'll have plenty of time to brag once it's official.

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errrr... come out, come out wherever you are. *sighs*