virgohoro 010806

The Bottom Line

Express your ideas without hoping the other person approves. You know you're right.

In Detail

The urge to say exactly what's on your mind has hit, thanks to a new friend who's nothing if not strongly opinionated. The more you associate with them, the more you can expect some rather odd and coincidental occurrences over the course of the day. Feeling as you do, it's also a given that what you'll be saying will be a bit over the top -- especially to those who aren't used to seeing you in this condition. Don't even try to hold anything back, though. It's your turn to vent. Big time. They'll get over it.
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uy, this is a better horoscope compared to the previous ones. no word of partners. blech! watch out. hihihihihi *evil grin*

stalkerish

The Bottom Line

Good nutrition improves your brain power. Investigate ways to improve your health.

In Detail

If anyone is famous for loving secrets -- well, yes, it's definitely you. That goes for most, if not all circumstances. At the moment, conducting an intensive investigation at work will be even more appealing to you, and the nature of the issue won't matter at all. The point is that your curiosity will be running on high and your detective side will emerge -- big time. Just be sure that no one who may be responsible gets wind of what you've uncovered.
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investigate ways to improve health daw! the truth has come out, your cover is blown you stalker! nyahahahaha... this sums up your 2005 horoscope, more or less. funny.

erm... grandmaster stalker, i have a favor to ask of you... *evil grin* ;P

thanks pussy princess

ill make u bleed the best way i know how, bitch. trickle, trickle, spill, and curdle, just you wait.

what if...

it was just you and me, with our hushed tones. and yes, the probing wind who hastily freed our secrets to sleeping trees and crickets busy playing music. despite the charcoal sky's constant stirring, we lingered, only to lend our ears and our hearts. even with the citrus-smoke and the riotous rustling of shrews, everything fell under unanimity for us.

peering over resplendent lights with you on that hill, that's how it was, how it should be. thank you for making me wish that time would stop on fancied moments...

listen, how strange the sound.

a taste

glazed with melancholy
seasoned with euphoria
fruit of olympus
i crave for you

my hands are trembling
my mouth is eager
my thoughts are racing
my heart burns

dip me in ecstasy
flavor me with your bitter-sweetness
color my soul
make me sore

free from doubt
bound to anticipation
even if it conquers me
i am ready

take me high
and throw me back down
falling wont count for much
i will float, we'll see

gods, i implore you
fulfill my desire
harrass me with your might
i will persist until the cold takes me

for now, i can only imagine
with parted lips i shall greet you
you who they call ambrosia

curl your fingers round my naked tongue
embrace me with heaven's flavor

all i ask is just a taste

~come into my life so i can see

hello hello 2006!!!! this is a better year opener for me since last year's was a bit gloomy, it RAINED! imagine that.

i dont think i was able to meet my 2005 resolutions... but those were pretty deep conditions man. hahahahahaha.. this time i'll try harder!

my new year's resolution: ill be a BETTER good boy this year. nyahahahaha, talk about being specific. wehehehe... it's best to keep it at that to avoid getting jinxed. :P

as for em bitches... good riddance! >:P

basta, ill follow this up with my personal review of 2005 soon.

its 1:22am and i'm off to city hall with my cousins... dragon mode. orange peel lami! sayonara!
Akemashite Omedetou Gozaimasu!

splock

gecko, gecko on the wall, who's the splockest of them all?

wahahahahahaha... we just had our family reunion last night and as usual, your good host was wasted. naks! no surprise eh? :D but that wouldnt have happened because at first, the oldies didnt want the younglings to drink. in the end, our puppy dog faces finally got the best of em so they offered us a variety of drinks, whisky, wine, beer, blahblahblah... but i just had to butt in and say "tanduay lang!" that's when the fun fun fun started. by 1am almost everybody in the beach house was drunk! aunts, uncles, and cousins minus the wee ones ofcourse. this time around, we had youngblood enter the inner circle of the cousinhood, igi. naks... i wasnt even able to act up when he got drunk since all eyes were set on his histrionics. leche! pabadlong! my appetite for dancing (which surfaces when i'm tipsy) was sated with my partner in crime, shansui. dirty dancing AS USUAL. nyehehehe... twas a great reunion with videosinko, foodies, liquor (cant party without it), gifts, blahblahblah! i even got p100 for singing! yahoo! at least that compensated the sad fact that i didnt get a gift... i'm too old for presents daw... NO, i didnt get the horse i asked them to give me... impractical daw! aah leche!! i'll buy myself a gift with that P100! bleh!

~how much is that horsie in the window?

oh i miss my cousins and the beach house already. huhuhu...

oh well, one more booze session with HS classmates this 28... fock! mercy on my frail, frail digestive system! this better be an exciting reunion. leche.

HAPPY XMAAAAAAAAAS!!! oi gift ko! yahoooooooooooo...

oh well...

and this is my make-shift pleading look (i dont have a suitable picture.. demn!). convincing? *evil grin* won't u give me a gift for christmas? i'll be willing to accept anything you hafta give me till december 23 next year! but that doesnt include my birthday.. that'll be another present. weeew! :P merry xmas!!!!! wahoooo!!

hohumming

The Bottom Line

Charm can move mountains -- try it today and see. Be flattering, flirty and funny.
In Detail

You can certainly use your charm to get what you want, but what about what the other person wants? If you have to work some kind of magic to get them where you want them, perhaps you ought to also take into account where they truly want to be. Putting your self-interest aside will allow you to get a clearer idea of the bigger picture, and it'll help you to do the right thing -- which feels best in the end.
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i got your horoscope for you and this one's a no-brainer. it's almost christmas so work your magic baby, and if i'm that spellbound, i'll grab a ribbon and ship myself straight to your doorstep. that is, if you want me to. evul. :P

unplanned excercise

The Bottom Line

Remember, you can always rely on friends for support. They're ready and waiting.

In Detail

The connections you have with others are of particular importance at the moment -- the energy you get from the people in your life is both supportive and restorative. Keeping those connections alive and prosperous is something you can put your famous organizational ability toward with incredible results now. Reach out and touch people by sending cards, making calls and generally brightening days in a methodical way.
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i went out with my psychofriends earlier, and i'm ashamed to say this but... i got tipsy with just one pocket size sr. tanduay! leche! shame on me! how tipsy you ask... let's just say that i lost my orientation when it came to restrooms! grrrrrrr... twas a good thing that mars was the only person who caught me in "there." embarassing moment #1000001

our session ended early and i moved on to my next set of pals, my superfriends! for starters, we found ourselves in a cafe and had our fill of caffeine and since we thought the night was dragging on a phlegmatic pace, we decided to check out the rave party in our city's most renowned club. indeed, the place was booming with techno beats... what joy for the vampireboy! but my friends werent as enthusiastic... hehehehe... in the end, we all got on the dancefloor, convinced that our p100 entrance wouldve been a waste if we simply lounged.

the most interesting thing that happened while there was the dirty dancing contest! nyati! these 25-something-looking-women were getting their groove on stage... flashing underwears (and the stretch marks that line their curves... wehehehe), teasing the crowd with their sensual/sexual dance moves, etc. it was an onstage show of inhibited masturbation. hehehehe... but it was fun nonetheless... well, the lady who won was actually the contestant i least expected to win because she wore a plain-looking ensemble... and yet, she proved me wrong with her freaky dancing, red lace bra, and black bikini. leche nga babae! astig! right after the awarding, we danced a bit and moved on to our next destination... KARAOKE! wahooo!

when we got to this karaoke joint, we only lingered a bit because the place was packed with oldies and paid-for-looking young men and women. ehehehe... no offense meant to my dear brothers and sisters, but i wouldnt want to be branded as one o' em. im just a vampireboy, no more, no less. nyati!

we drove up to city hall... there, we talked a bit bout grown-up stuff like, nmat, future plans, after-grad employment, reunions, and ofcourse what convo can ever miss the mushiest/cheesiest topic, LOVE! yak! i wanted to puke but i had no excuse because i wasnt that intoxicated. leche!

after that, we drove to our friend's house and ate embotido and empanada. i skipped dinner so i was darn hungry! leche... i gobbled most of it but they didnt seem to notice. hihihihi... just when i was about to go home the stupid car wouldnt start! the battery went dead! lecheeeeeeeeeee... i was forced to go home on foot @ 3am with no jeepneys in site! what if hoodlums hung about? or holduppers? or rabid dogs? or perverts? or barangay tanods who might think i was on high? the horror!!!! i would be able to fend them off if i had already mastered my dark powers but i'm still a fledgling creature of the night. that's why they call me vampireboy because im still young relative to my brethren. but i had no choice, i had to be a brave vampireboy so i jogged (almost 1 kilometer) back home. i jogged with an unsteady pace since there were times when i ran like crazy in the sign of impending danger. cockroaches for that matter! leche!!! why do they have to fly when i'm around! curse roaches! grrrr... thankfully, i got home safe and sound without one roach landing on me! phew! and here i am, writing down this entry that's generally filled with crap. you must be really bored getting this far huh? bleh! hehehehehe... it's 4:59am, i should sleep now. i have an activity to attend to at around 6am. sheeet. let's morning the night my arse! leche! sayonara!

PS: SHANA!!! sakit pa gihapon tong pinaakan nimo! lecheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

when

i can no longer find the shooting stars and pale hearts that only show their form to us. dragon's breath dont mean much when i'm not with you. why the distance? drink and find yourself here, with me. but when?

listen.

every idle minute i waste on you.

naunsa

my friends were talking about animals, particularly on the most dangerous snakes that ever existed. they went on yammering about their favourites like cobras, anacondas, pythons, etc.. until one claimed that nothing can beat the rattler. my ears suddenly perked up and i just had to butt in with a snicker. even rattlers can fall victim to other animals! king snakes in particular specialize on eating rattlesnakes! duh!!!!! but i just kept silent right after.. hahay.. ignoramus.

see? even predators can become prey. hahay.. ohmygoodiesfockyoumeandeveryone!

wasted

my cousin shansui celebrated her bday on 12/9/05 and boy, it sure is a date to remember. well, we went out with fellow cousins and several friends. as usual, the evening wouldnt be complete without liquor so we bought two bottles of cheap tequila and 2 litres of tanduay. bliss. to end the long story short, we ALL got drunk. it was a puke fest of sorts. we were all crazy that fateful night errr early morn.. shansui was on bite mode (OUCH!), ellen and louie almost did "it" (almost because shansui caught them before the miracle could happen), rubi made passes at ish (kinky/funny!), we had dennis and josh liplock for 5 seconds(haha!), and gicer was giggling like a hyena all through out (annoying, really). leche.. almost everyone was horny. WICKED! twas a good thing that i was able to focus my drive on the toilet alone. now, they call me the toilet-seat kisser, fock! but it would've been another story if i wasnt able to control myself.. i'm a good vampireboy, still. congratulate me. hehehe..

blahblah

The Bottom Line

A former foe is suddenly quite compatible with you ... don't question their motives.

In Detail

The resolution to a work issue may be much closer than you think. Some lightning-fast reasoning on your part, in addition to the longer-term analysis you've been conducting, could lead to a real breakthrough right now. The way you communicate about it is key, however; rather than introducing your big idea off the bat, engage the parties involved in open-ended conversation. Asking a question is better than making a statement.
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haha! funny! errrr...

you're starting to slow down. when this will end (and i know it will), don't make this anticlimactic for me, please.

9pm

to cut the long story short... the motorcycle i was driving skidded in a curb and now i have scratches and bruises everywhere! fock! it was going smoothly, i daresay, up until the drive home that is! trauma? nope nope nope.

big thanks to Him for not giving me and my passenger more than the minor injuries we attained.

i'll drive more carefully next time. leche!

make me feel better, please.. please..

smokey

i tried to stop the dragon spirit from taking me over.. its been five days (i think.. lost count) and i broke it off earlier. hohum, i cant help it.. it keeps on calling out to me. lecheng cig. i need to fly! fly! and ride on a magic dragon..

~Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah lee..

i love that song. i still sing it on videoke/karaoke/magicsing. hahay.. poor Puff.. why'd he hafta be so stuck on Johnny Paper anyway? all that brat ever did was ride on his back and make a slave out of poor Puff. he should've eaten Johnny before he managed to "leave."

lesson learned: beware of dragons, in general. good thing Johnny crossed upon the dupe-able Puff, coz if it were another dragon, he's toast! grrrrrrr.. i know Puff's dragon brothers will avenge him.. rip that Johnny Paper into shreds and make human curry out of him. leche.

fock. im ranting again. maybe its the dragon spirit, maybe im just pissed, maybe i wet my pants again, or maybe i got a thorn stuck on my toe! take it out little miceS scuttling about my room! leche mo! useless..

i should sleep.. maybe there i'll find a magic dragon or miceS that wont reserve their thorn-pulling skills on lions. Sayonara, O-yasumi nasai, yoi yume o!

alcohol aftershock

please tell me this isn't what i think it is.

shit. addict. shit.

this should never have happened.

this isnt right.

i wont talk. i wont make a sound, not even a squeak.

i musn't let them know that i'm weak.

linger on.

i will purge you soon.

leche.

when?

virgohoro - 11.30.05

The Bottom Line

You've tested the waters long enough -- it's time to delve deep and go for a swim.

In Detail

On the one hand, you're still willing to be patient. On the other hand, you're feeling a bit like Mt. Etna on a bad day. Whether you explode or not is one thing -- but it's definitely time to let your family members see exactly how much fire you can spout. This little-known secret about you is one that you might want to share now: You have one heck of a temper. It doesn't show up much -- but when it does, stand back.

tanduay for dinner

yet again, yesternight was one of those spur-of-the-moment booze sessions and i got drunk BIG TIME. sheeet, i knew i should have eaten more than a measly burger! i have a so-so alcohol tolerance.. a good meal could have veered me away from intoxication. if you're wondering what happened, well not much.. my head was spinning so fast and it felt like the whole world fell on me. i puked! but this time, i knew better than dumping it on myself.. wehehehehehehe.. leche. i never expected id go down, and when it was time to go home, i almost slept in this waiting shed. leche. shame shame shame. and because i was too weak, when i pissed, i wet my pants a bit. demn. it would have been alright if no one was there but then, my nosy neighbors came around.. sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. imagine how my good (hehe) image will be ruined if word of that particular misdemeanor spread. i am sooooooooo.. reckless. careless. this shouldnt happen again. demn. im afraid im going way overboard. this must stop... after saturday. wehehehehehehehehe.. when will i ever learn?

cousins

i miss:
*bumpcars - we pummeled our opponents. yebah!
*P150 allowance - had the best fun with just that amount of money
*the phony sleep-walking - stabbing totie with that huge comb
*that broken camera - how we fooled the professional skaters into doing stunts for us
*my white miceS - vetsu, shatsu, zatsu, etc. and how we fed them to my cat jurassic
*bath time - as we took turns neath the shower
*hitchhiking - especially when we rode that drunken driver's truck. hahaha
*rollerskating - speed-skating inside krys' cramped sala
*early morning hikes - wearing pajamas and filthy slippers
*crocodiles - what would it be like swimming with that grown carnivore?
*ilang-ilang (pagadian) - when we pretended it was betty's bday . hahaha..
*the beach - we molded rubi with sand mermaid fins
*patintero - my team always won! hahaha..
*late night talks - revelations.
*card games - 1,2,3 pass.. uling! hahahaha..
*x-mas carolling - it was dec 28 yet we managed to take home around P1000. lol.
*my grandparents - lola's singkamas (kindness) and lolo's stories (brilliance)
*everything.

it's 4:13am, i should sleep. childhood, i wish you back.